Meteorologists were today said to be ‘cautiously optimistic’ that the skies over much of Britain would tonight be the gloomiest in living memory. ‘You might think a grey sky is a grey sky is a grey sky,’ [read...]
The stop-motion children’s favourite, is under threat from the newly elected President for using his trademarked name. Mr. Trump has turned litigious after his planning permission was blocked, for golf resort in neighbouring Camberwick Green. [read...]
‘It’s clear the moon is making an attempt to enter the UK, illegally and under the cover of darkness,’ said a UKIP spokesman citing the UKIP science expert Douglas Carswell. ‘What other reason would it have for coming so close?’ [read...]
‘Communication within this company just infuriates me,’ said insufferable office manager Steven Parker, after tweeting the same remark to his 3 online followers. [read...]
After yesterday’s Wikileaks revelations, Nicolas Sarkozy has today confirmed that the “French language” is indeed a one thousand year old hoax. The president of France revealed that what purported to be his native tongue was in fact complete gibberish, [read...]
