Office worker aggressively justifying his ‘quiet weekend’

A London office worker has been aggressively justifying his ‘quiet weekend’. 28 year-old Lee Holmes has the felt need to belligerently qualify the statement ‘I did not get up to much’ with stories about how preceding weekends had been ‘absolutely mental’ and ‘totally bat-shit crazy’.

‘Just had a quiet one,’ said Lee, when asked by his colleague in the office kitchen on Monday morning. ‘The last few weekends have been ‘off the richter scale’, and I needed time to chillax. It’s very unusual for me. The next few weekends are going to be huge, so it was completely justified. Are you listening to me? I said it was completely justified. Did I tell you about that insane electro rave party in Latvia last month? I did? Are you sure?’



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Posted: Nov 22nd, 2016 by

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