Mexico wall to be built from Lego, says Trump


Donald Trump has confirmed that the 2,000 mile long wall he has pledged to build along the Mexico-US border will be made entirely of Lego. This came after his ten-year-old son Barron proved the project’s feasibility by building a scale model of it on Minecraft.

The President-elect insisted that the cost of the wall, which will be $700 billion, was largely irrelevant as he was going to make Legoland pay for the wall adding that, if they didn’t, he’d start deporting their mini-figures from his soon-to-be-great-again country.
Today’s announcement caught many by surprise given Trump’s well documented love of Stickle Bricks and the fact that the foot injury that prevented him from fighting in Vietnam was sustained after he trod on a bit of Lego.


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Posted: Dec 5th, 2016 by

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