Muslim women urged to integrate by becoming Islamophobic bigots


Following Louise Casey’s report on Muslim women and British society, which concluded that they need to integrate better and so become ‘more British’, the government has urged them to become gobby Islamophobes, swap their burkas for balaclavas, attend EDL marches and eat bacon butties every meal, washing it down with beer – or in Scotland, a bottle of Buckfast.

‘A hatred of the migrant and the Muslim defines modern Britain, and to blend in Muslim women need to embrace this theme,’ said a spokesman. ‘Whilst it may take time before they are ready to burn down a mosque, they can start by painting insults on their front doors, taking off their hijab in front or a mirror, abandoning religious books preaching peace and tolerance and start reading the Daily Mail instead.’


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Posted: Dec 8th, 2016 by

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