A delivery man is today thanking his lucky Hollywood stars as his jaw failed to detach itself from the rest of his skull, exit his skin and drop to the ground, despite having seen how a famous 1980s actress looks today. Simon Willis, 48, who was delivering muffins to the set of a Hollywood studio, accidentally spied the once A-list actress as she was rehearsing just off set, panicked and waited for a disaster that never happened.
‘She kind of looked like you’d expect someone to look 30 years later,’ he said later. ‘Like she used to, but quite a bit older. No plastic surgery to speak of and maybe she’s put on a few extra pounds, but then we all have. She could still act well – though then again, what’s that got to do with anything?’