The Government has unveiled its intention to build up to 10,000 new homes next to cabbage patches and curmudgeonly old men, smoking a pipe. Instead of 14 new villages, the reality will be closer to living in a converted compost bin, [read...]
CBS Television has confirmed that it is re-editing original Star Trek episodes to reflect post-truth events in technology. In several early episodes Captain Kirk and Mr Spock will now wander around an alien landscape with communicators held aloft, [read...]
A man who came third in a karaoke competition at Butlins holiday camp in Minehead has declined an invitation to perform at Donald Trump’s inauguration. ‘The opportunity to perform my successful-ish ‘Gangnam Style while pissed’ [read...]
‘Previous attempts at carbon-neutral sea-life have had poor battery lives. But a fully-charged a hybrid shark would be able to travel up to 800km before needing to chomp on a surfer’s leg.’ [read...]
