May talks up hard Brexit as Turkish Lira falls against the Pound


Prime Minister Teresa May was ‘upbeat and gunning for it’ today after news that the financial markets had reacted to her ‘hard Brexit’ stance. ‘Sure, a few currencies: the Dollar, the Euro, the Yen, Monopoly money etc. have become stronger versus the Pound as a result, but look at the Turkish Lira – now worth less than a shit in a tin can as a result of our brave stance,’ she said.

‘British holiday makers know where to go for their sunshine this year,’ added Mrs May, who stated she ‘had a handbag stuffed full of lovely Turkish Lira.’ She confirmed that she would be ‘sunning it up in Turkey this year, yes sir. Walking in Switzerland? – you can shove that up your arse,’ she added.

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