Prime Minister Teresa May was ‘upbeat and gunning for it’ today after news that the financial markets had reacted to her ‘hard Brexit’ stance. ‘Sure, a few currencies: the Dollar, the Euro, the Yen, Monopoly money etc. have become stronger versus the Pound as a result, but look at the Turkish Lira – now worth less than a shit in a tin can as a result of our brave stance,’ she said.
‘British holiday makers know where to go for their sunshine this year,’ added Mrs May, who stated she ‘had a handbag stuffed full of lovely Turkish Lira.’ She confirmed that she would be ‘sunning it up in Turkey this year, yes sir. Walking in Switzerland? – you can shove that up your arse,’ she added.