Despite claims, nobody is actually planning on watching La La Land


Data has recently emerged showing that people the world over have literally no intention of seeing the films they are currently raving about.


Daniel Roberston of High Wycombe who had been banging on insensately at every festive gathering he went to, saying that he ‘just could not wait for the release of both La La Land and Manchester by the Sea.’ However he was then spotted heading to his local multiplex to enjoy Office Christmas Party and Rogue One instead.


And the findings did not stop at the cinema. According to the study all those who were selling themselves as ‘huge fans of the Archers’ were actually watching the Hollyoaks omnibus instead. Even more shocking was the revelation that out of the hundreds and thousands of viewers who had been droning on at dinner parties the world over, saying that ‘Planet Earth was literally the only thing worth watching on TV at the moment, especially when little lizard got away from those snakes’ was the highlight of their viewing year,’ had actually only seen it as a clip on Gogglebox.

Barry Van Hire

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Posted: Jan 13th, 2017 by

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