Prince William is giving up his role as an Air Ambulance pilot to concentrate on dragon slaying. With only 25 Royal families left in the world, the Prince is worried about the dwindling number of male first-borns fully equipped to deal with mythological monsters, despite criticisms from some that princes were only meant to rescue beautiful, virginal princesses who they then married, while William is married already.
‘What would happen if a dragon attacked the castle when I was away?’ he asked. ‘The army would no doubt do their best, but their puny tanks and rockets are no match for an angry dragon. We found that recently after a special alert warned us of a fire breathing dragon heading for Windsor castle, but fortunately it turned out to be Aunty Anne coming back unannounced from an early morning ride.’