UK faces ‘bullshit blizzard’ after Southern resumes services to London


Inboxes and letterboxes across the UK are bracing themselves for a deluge of management speak, bureaucracy and loan repayment demands, following the news that the Southern Rail strike has been suspended and commuters will now be able to travel in to their offices again. Britain had been experiencing an unusually productive mid-winter period, due to the inability of overpaid executives to get to work and harass the rest of the country.

‘While there is no doubt that more commuting into London will lead to more bullshit coming out of London, all that Southern have promised to do is to restore their normal service,’ a City of London spokesman said. ‘So we don’t expect much change from the days of the strike really.’

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Posted: Jan 19th, 2017 by

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