Dave Carroll broke down in tears yesterday as he recounted his remarkable escape from a service station toilets on the M40 near Banbury – after 12 years stuck trying to wash his hands. The ‘dirty dozen’ was caused by so-called automatic taps that simply failed to work when the 45-year-old father of two rubbed his… [read...]
Pest control has confirmed that former Vice President Joe Biden is trapped underneath the floorboards of the West Wing and is refusing to be lured out, even with lucrative offers from the private sector and lifetime supply of cheese whiz. [read...]
The ghost of former US President William Henry Harrison has revealed that he hopes Donald Trump will beat his record for the shortest term served. Harrison died on 4 April 1841, after only 30 days in office, [read...]
Stadium demolished to make way for derelict wasteland for petty criminals and drug pushers. [read...]
