The Trump administration has retracted its allegation that British spy agencies had spied on President Trump ahead of the recent US elections. ‘It’s all my fault, I’d been watching Bond movies on Sky while reading intel reports from NSA and kinda got confused,” Press Secretary Sean Spicer admitted.
The retraction comes on the heels of another claim that B&Q were behind dodgy sewage pipes installed in the White House. Spicer said there was ‘definitely a leak around here, and it’s starting to smell’. Analysts said it unlikely an outgoing President would implicate an American firm like Home Depot, so the B&Q link is plausible, but noted that Michelle usually did the plumbing jobs because ‘Barrack is useless with compression joints’, as she pointed out in a recent Forbes magazine interview.