Peter Watkinson, 67, a dreadful skidmark on the toilet bowl of humanity, has spoken of his joy that his long-lost niece, Emma Skelton, has come into his life, inherited his seat on Hampshire County Council and, [read...]
Riding along in an automobile
My body is cold, I cannot feel
Could anything be any worse?
The automobile is now my hearse [read...]
Jermaine Defoe’s recall to the England football team was greeted with ‘surprise and delight’ by other users of Sunderland’s Roker Day Centre, according to manager Louise Reeves. ‘It’s a smashing reward for Jermaine, who’s one of our sprightliest clients, [read...]
A 34 year-old man from Bath is recovering in hospital, after being rescued by a fellow Marks and Spencer customer who witnessed him attempting fashion suicide. [read...]
Having threatened to sue an Australian theatre company for a ‘shameless rip-off’ of his award-winning comedy show, John Cleese has been forced to take out a similar injunction against his own creative output over the last forty years. [read...]
