Croydon gang is ‘Not Brexit’ enough


Furious members of BBC News are questioning the legality of a police investigation, after members of violent Croydon gang were judged to be ‘Not Brexit’.

A panel of 12 detectives returned a unanimous verdict on the case, ruling that the gang members were not taking orders direct from Nigel Farage.  In fact, rather than the all white gang of racist Brexiteers speculated on, the thugs were so perfectly diverse they could have come from the crew of Casualty,

However, the verdict enraged the entire BBC News organisation, which had been planning an entire season of hate mongering around the incident. Last night, members of the political broadcasting organisation pledged to ‘fight on’.  ‘We will not rest until we can pin this incident on the referendum,’ said a BBC Newsnight presenter. ‘or until it kills an asylum seeker – I mean ‘us’ – until it kills ‘us’.’


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Posted: Apr 6th, 2017 by

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