Sean Spicer goes for double or quits


Licking his wounds after a resounding gaffe concerning Hitler’s aversion to chemical weapons, Sean Spicer has seen an opportunity for redemption. ‘My new political adviser in London, Ken Livingstone, told me the only way out of this kind of situation is to forge ahead and keep repeating variations of the original comment until it clicks with the public,’ he said.

Seizing upon reports of LGBT atrocities under the Islamist president’s hardline regime in Chechnya, Sean is preparing to tweet ‘Even @adolfhitlerfuhrer never sent fudgepackers to the concentration camps’. He is confident of a successful reception, but, just in case, has some contingency tweets rady involving gypsies, cripples and Communist scum.


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