Kim Jong-un ‘on the verge of another haircut’


Defence specialists monitoring events in North Korea have speculated that wayward leader Kim Jong-un might be about to model another radical hair style. This is of great concern to Korea watchers everywhere because ‘he gets a little tetchy around hairstyle changes,’ said one expert, noting that the last barber to propose a radical ‘square neck and something for the weekend’ was executed by anti-aircraft guns.

‘Given the situation, we’ve advised the President that he may have to invoke the Prime Haircut Protocol, which requires him to initiate a new hair style in what could end up as a spiralling race to create the most outrageous haircut,’ said a Pentagon official. ‘Currently we’re winning this battle.’

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Posted: Apr 13th, 2017 by

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