In recent years police crime reports show hipster on hipster crime has risen by almost 97%, with the number of ‘scalpings’ almost up by 70%. Scalping is a term used when a hipster takes a pair of scissors to another hipster and cuts off either their rivals man bun, [read...]
Donald Trump has thrown down the gauntlet to his enemies by inviting them to play a new version of Buckaroo based on an articulated plastic model of a MOAB missile named ‘Fuckayou’. The winner gets to throw an arsenal of lethal weapons out of his pram and benefit from cheap Chinese imports way into the next millennium. [read...]
A spokesman for Death, the black hooded apparition sent to summon the living to their eternal sleep, today apologised to the world for summoning Prince to an early death when records show it should have been Prince Philip, [read...]
Popular novelist Robert Harris, author of such counterfactual bestsellers as ‘Fatherland’, which imagines the world after a Nazi victory, has applied the same methodology to last year’s EU referendum.
In this version of reality, [read...]