Corbyn pledges to abolish February


Appearing on the Andrew Marr show, Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has promised to abolish February. It will be replaced with an extra 29-day month of summer called Leninber, with all February birthdays being swapped to it.

‘February’s an awful month with crap weather. Under this Tory administration’s cruel austerity, only the rich got Valentine’s Day cards anyway,’ Corby said. ‘Under a Labour Government, calendars will just go straight from January to March and spring will be here sooner. Those born on February 29 will get a 300% increase in their birthday rate and they’ll be able to bask in some socialist sunshine too.’

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Posted: Apr 26th, 2017 by

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