Facebook user has better life than all her friends, LOL

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A social media user is winning the game of life through regular online status updates. Charlotte White, 26, has been providing copious evidence of a vastly superior lifestyle, destroying all competition in the process. Her Facebook statistics are exemplary including a 93% like-to-friend ratio, zero negative comments and an average of 25 ‘love’ emoticons per post.

‘I can’t keep up,’ said friend Claire Smith. ‘It’s just an avalanche of high-quality life experiences encompassing travel, relationships, work, sport and profound cultural insight. She shares inspirational quotes too, which really get me thinking. Last weekend, she climbed Mount Kinabalu, whereas I drank wine in my pyjamas all day until I passed out. Bitch.’

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Posted: Apr 27th, 2017 by

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