Fox News reported today that President Trump has fired Abraham Lincoln for misleading the American people. Trump, whose power base is built on fooling some of the people all of the time, i.e. his loyal supporters, [read...]
Australian MP Willy Packer has made history in becoming the first MP to take a dump during congress. Hot on the heels of the first ever breast feed earlier in the day, the 58 year old from Queensland requested permission to exercise his right to have a ‘good clear out’ [read...]
The White House has issued a directive to replace the FBI with a Federal Bureau of Fabrication, Invention and ‘general Bullsh$t’. A spokeswoman explained that the outgoing director, James Comey, was not sufficiently nefarious to represent the administration and that they preferred ‘a small, [read...]
As its share value continued to plummet towards zero in its first week of trading, social media giant Facebook has seen off a major revolt by thousands of furious shareholders by issuing a series of heartwarming and whimsical posts featuring kittens and other adorable internet memes. [read...]
