Australian MP takes historic first dump in Senate


Australian MP Willy Packer has made history in becoming the first MP to take a dump during congress.

Hot on the heels of the first ever breast feed earlier in the day, the 58 year old from Queensland requested permission to exercise his right to have a ‘good clear out’ ahead of a lengthy debate on Kangaroo hunting.
Cheers rang out around the packed chamber, as he squatted and emptied his bowels in the poo pew before giving himself a quick wipe and pushing himself back to his feet.
Australia is fast becoming a world leader in the ending of taboos and it is understood that married MP’s Shane and Wanda James are planning to conceive their first child during a parliamentary session when she is ‘ripe and ready’.


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Posted: May 11th, 2017 by

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