The Health Secretary has sheepishly confessed he may have been the cause of NHS’s I.T. system network failing. Ironically, Mr. Hunt had thought he had found the answer to the NHS’s money crisis after an unexpected email landed in his inbox yesterday and being a Conservative, [read...]
English Premier League bosses have confirmed that this weekend’s matches in the Premier League will have the highest cliche count on record. A ‘perfect storm’ of rising numbers of workhorse expert summarisers, Friday’s confirmation that ‘over the season the table doesn’t lie’, [read...]
Labour has confirmed that the pledge contained in their leaked draft manifesto to put the Royal Family up against the wall and shoot them is unlikely to make the final version. ‘The shooting of the Royal Family was just one of many radical ideas we have been stir frying in the policy wok’ says Head… [read...]
In a move certain to have a major impact on the magical establishment, a muggle newspaper has today defied the power of wizard law and taken the dramatic step of naming He Who Must Not Be Named, [read...]
