A Sunderland man promised tough new targets on items going in and out of his 4-shelf household Hotpoint freezer today, in a clear the air summit with his wife over the domestic division of labour. [read...]
North Korean state-run media has announced that the launching of a ballistic missile on Sunday was intended to mark the Supreme Commander’s triumphant victory in the Eurovision Song Contest. [read...]
The government has denied any wrongdoing in the General Election, despite the leak of the 2017 results on Wikileaks weeks before polling day. ‘What is more important,’ said Prime Minister Theresa May today, ‘is who leaked the results early?’ [read...]
‘Penchant for exhilarating sex with topless manual labourers, whose skin glistens in the morning sun like fresh dew on a rosebud.’ [read...]
