A BBC documentary has unearthed new evidence indicating that a glib comment by weatherman Michael Fish 66 million years ago may have contributed to the extinction of dinosaurs. [read...]
‘Like the EU referendum campaign, there will be lots of promises that cannot be kept made during this campaign,’ Tim Farron, the leader of the party said. ‘For instance, us promising we are able to run the country. [read...]
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Schoolchildren from the age of 5 will have to attend compulsory daily ‘power breakfast’ meetings to prepare them for future roles as captains of industry, the Tories announced today. The Conservatives have pledged to provide each school with a daily selection of continental buffet items and orange juices, [read...]
