Campaigning suspended while Tories form guard of honour

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There was uproar last night as campaigning in the General Election stopped abruptly on the 33rd day to allow Conservative candidates to form a guard of honour for Theresa May.  Jeremy Corbyn revealed afterwards that he had agreed to the hiatus to mark her retirement after a long career for the Blues.

‘The Tories chose day 33 to mark the fact that they’re 33-1 on to win the election,’ he explained.  ‘Of course, that was fixed before they released their dementia tax plans. It’s a sad way for her to go out, scoring the own goal that means they may now come runners-up.’

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Posted: May 23rd, 2017 by

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