In order to protect the UK’s fisheries post-Brexit, the Environment Secretary has issued Letters of Marque to any Salty Jack or Rancid Boris. On board the HMS Strong & Stable, Gove explained that he would be guarding Britain’s sovereign waters with a cutlass in one hand and an inflatable palm tree in the other. [read...]
Is your lumbering, heavy manifesto slowing your system to a standstill? Is it causing your machine to fragment, or, worse, losing you a mandate? Try the Tory Manifesto ‘lite’. By jettisoning all unnecessary policy and cumbersome pledges, [read...]
Boris Johnson is now knocking on people’s doors throughout the UK in an attempt to win back the affection that has taken a massive dive in the past week.
Members of the public have reported a blonde man with an extremely posh accent turning up on their doorsteps murmuring ‘Love me, [read...]