Doctors will be expected to routinely travel through time and will work until they are at least 1500 years old, under new flexible NHS employment contracts announced by Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt today. The policy announcement comes after Hunt uncovered a successful regeneration scheme for doctors, [read...]
The Tardis can only travel within Yorkshire, ‘since there’s nowhere else worth goin’ ter’. [read...]
As soon as he emerged wearing it I sort of got that te sense the crowd – and probably the entire British public – was 100% against him.’ [read...]
‘They are poorly equipped to deal with high temperatures as they can’t take off their black jeans and duffel coats.’ [read...]
‘What is a woman, exactly?’ said John Kirkpatrick, 42, wiping his nose on his Red Dwarf T-shirt. [read...]
