Martin Cabrera, 20, has declared himself the ‘new Jamie Oliver’, having found out that Pesto is more than just a mysterious jar hidden behind some out-of-date kidney beans. Martin further wowed his flatmates by combining such disparate ingredients as cheese, [read...]
Mafia chieftains in New York have expressed dismay at recent comparisons with new White House communications chief, Anthony ‘The Mooch’ Scaramucci, whose behaviour has been likened in some quarters to that of a mobster following his recent foul-mouthed attack on fellow high-ranking members of the Trump administration. [read...]
Local councils are being asked to do more following a damning new survey that claims children as young as four are regularly using adverbs in general conversation. And far from having no understanding of their meaning or grammatical usage, [read...]
Hot on the heels of the Russian doping scandal, the English FA have finally confessed to using performance inhibiters on the national side. In an admission confirming what the majority of England fans have long suspected, [read...]
Despite the current slowdown and impending cessation of all economic activity in Brexit Britain, one industry is enjoying an unprecedented boom. Satire could account for over 30% of GDP by 2022 and most of the new jobs, [read...]
