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With over 90 days experience as official White House Whitewasher, the author will give it to you straight if you ever find yourself on Queer Street or hanging around in the wrong transgender rest room.
So, next time you want to slander almost everyone you know or find yourself falling at every hurdle. Don’t worry. ‘The Expert’s Guide to Whitewashing’ shows you how to turn the whole thing into a joke whilst keeping a straight face at the same time and convincing yourself and everyone around you that you are speaking the truth and nothing but the truth. So help you God.
If you buy just one book this year make sure you get ‘The Expert’s Guide to Whitewashing’. With contributions from former White House Press Secretary, Sean Spicer, Bill Clinton, O J Simpson and Nigel Farage, this book will completely change your life if you are an inveterate liar.
Limited signed copies by President Trump are also available in disappearing ink.