A vomiting bug has hit a number of armchair athletes watching the World Championships – forcing some of them to move to the bathroom. Tamworth’s Andrew Newman is the latest clueless critical gobshite to be struck down with gastroenteritis, [read...]
Donald Trump has attempted to defuse the row over recent high level sackings of his senior aides by explaining that he is in fact the first ever hipster president, and as such hires senior staff only on a pop-up basis. [read...]
Legendary Greek warrior Achilles was a sucker for a good chick flick, and regularly enjoyed binge-watching Jeremy Kyle whilst eating Arctic roll with Angel Delight, it has been revealed today. Newly released files from the Athens National Archives, [read...]
Prime Minister Theresa May has surprised observers by announcing that as part of her reintroduction of grammar school, everybody in the Cabinet will be expected to sit the Eleven Plus.
A spokesman for Boris Johnson confirmed that the foreign secretary is already stocking up on polo mints and has chosen his favourite mascot gonk, [read...]