Trump desperately seeking more alliterative threats


After threatening North Korea with ‘fire and fury’ and ‘locked and loaded’ President Trump, despite English being his first language, is struggling to come up with further fighting talk. Options already being considered include threatening the North Korean regime with ‘chaos and cuddles’, ‘havoc and hugs’, and ‘nukes and nookie’.

It is widely believed, however, that the promise of unleashing ‘terror and tourism’ will probably do the job.

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Posted: Aug 14th, 2017 by

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