Malala Yousafzai secures place at McDonald’s


Nobel peace prize winner Malala Yousafzai spoke of her excitement today at the news she has been accepted as a Crew Member of her local McDonald’s restaurant in Birmingham.  ‘When the Taliban shot me for advocating girl’s education in Pakistan I could never have dreamed it would eventually lead to me taking burger orders from drunken Brummies at the Cherry Street Maccas,’ said the brave young lady.

Malala headed off over 200 other hopefuls to gain her place at the prestigious institution, and said she hoped to rise to Crew Leader, before eventually becoming Prime Minister of the UK. ‘I’ve worked hard to get here, and the interview was really hard, but hopefully I’ve shown other girls where five A* a-levels and a Nobel Prize can take you in modern Britain’.


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