Trump takes credit for solar eclipse

The eclipse of the sun that occurred over the United States today is another example of his achievements as President, Donald Trump claimed today.

‘Proud to be delivering this solar eclipse within my first 213 days.’ the President tweeted. ‘No ‘ totals’ under Obama. Last one under Flakey Jim Carter and only partially visible in Oregon! Let’s make America dark again!’.

‘The moon is locked and loaded’, continued Trump. ‘I have personally put it on a path of totality and thank it for its service. With my new infrastructure bill the time between eclipses will come right down, I promise you that.’

‘Sad to see disappearance of beautiful confederate statues on Monday for two minutes!” tweeted Trump. ‘Don’t worry – sun’s fire and fury will be back soon!’

Unfortunately, Trump is expected to cast a long shadow over the country for a further 3 years and 5 months.

chrisf (hat tip Dominic_mcg)

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Posted: Aug 21st, 2017 by

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