While Britain has scraped together a paltry £32m for damaged overseas territories in the wake of Hurricane Irma, the Government said it was still committed to funnelling hundreds of millions to clear up the ‘sh$t storm’ they had created. [read...]
Richard Curtis, writer of such rom-com classics like ‘Notting Hill’, ‘About Time and ‘Four Weddings And A Funeral’, has revealed that his next movie will center around a woman dropping an unflushable log down the toilet of her date’s luxury apartment along the South Bank. [read...]
As Hurricane Irma continues to bring devastation to the eastern Caribbean, thousands of inhabitants of the tiny islands in the path of the killer storm are fleeing to the relative sanctuary of Olly Murs’ gigantic face after the pop icon was towed into position and anchored off the coast of The British Virgin Islands by… [read...]
An office worker from Birmingham has broken the world record for sustaining an awkward, toothless grin after a colleague he vaguely knew caught his eye as they walked towards each other. Thirty-five year old Mike Ambridge unwillingly maintained the idiotic expression for almost three minutes after making eye contact with Kate from Accounts – [read...]
