Daily Archives: September 30, 2017

Alien building company admit ‘we only do pyramids’

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News In Brief
September 30, 2017

Xhocklurn the Eternal, high controller of the Peofysh people of the Galactic federation has confessed that although they have been visiting Earth for millennia, they only help people build pyramids because that’s all they can build. [read...]

geat deals still out there for anyone who can still afford broadband

US debt crisis averted thanks to loan from Wonga.com

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From The Archives
September 30, 2017

‘The site was really user-friendly and made getting out of debt by getting into even more debt a doddle,’ said Obama. ‘They had this cool slider thing that went all the way up to $2,400,000,000,000 – which was handy.’ [read...]