Alien building company admit ‘we only do pyramids’


Xhocklurn the Eternal, high controller of the Peofysh people of the Galactic federation has confessed that although they have been visiting Earth for millennia, they only help people build pyramids because that’s all they can build.

‘It’s a nuisance’, confessed Xhocklurn.  ‘I know they look nice, but they’re a nightmare to light and don’t make good use of the ground real estate.’

Mr/Mrs/Miss Xhocklurn went on to explain that pyramids were easy to make as they don’t need cement:  ‘To be honest, I think your own building designs are magic – but I’ve only visited Wolverhampton.’

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Posted: Sep 30th, 2017 by

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