Some have suggested that Catalans may have been manipulated by UK nationalistic fervour, but Señor Miguel Gove insisted that they had had enough of experts and sunshine: ‘Once out of Spain we’ll have complete control of our borders …except the bit that borders on to Spain. [read...]
Quest for the chamber was ‘too far from the nearest toilet facilities’. [read...]
In what’s being hailed as a major human rights breakthrough, female women clubbers in the Newcastle area will no longer be oppressed by the matriarchy by having to wear wafer-thin micro-minis on a night out. [read...]
‘About bloody time too,’ said Sir Geoffrey. ‘I’ve been saying all summer that my grandmother is a better batsman than this lot.’ [read...]
