Harvey Weinstein to run for President


Disgraced movie mogul Harvey Weinstein has told friends that he intends to run for the presidency against Donald Trump in 2020. A close friend said last night: ‘Since all these actresses started coming out of the woodwork accusing him of sexual misconduct Harvey’s been pretty much a broken man. He realises his movie-making days are over and that a tilt at the presidency may be the only career path open to him at this time.’

‘As a lifelong Democrat, he has contacted Hillary Clinton for advice, but she’s not picking up her cell. Bill, on the other hand, has been very supportive and has offered to give Harvey a few pointers on running a successful campaign and picking the right kind of intern once elected.’ A White House press officer retorted: ‘A self-confessed sex pest running for the highest office in the land? You’re kidding me, right?’

Johnny Shlep

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Posted: Oct 11th, 2017 by

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