Trump extends travel ban to Moronvia

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President Trump has added the state of Moronvia to his list of banned countries. In a tweet last night he said: ‘We have to get tough on Moronvia. These Morons represent a real threat to the American people #keepmoronsout.’

When it was politely pointed out by a CNN reporter, that he might be getting confused with the capital of Liberia, the President said: ‘Fake news! The Monros are a peaceful people, plus they were the best slaves we had way back in the 14th century.’

Meanwhile, Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson has been ordered by the President to sever diplomatic ties with other rogue nations on his list like Dumibia, Tudensia and Ethidopia too. Tillerson has denied reports that he implied Trump was born in Moronvia. ‘Even ifheI did, it’s not a bad thing, in fact some of my best friends are Morons, ask Mike Pence, Paul Ryan, Jeff Sessions, Steve Mnuchin…’

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