BBC confirms Tony Hart ‘still dead’


Following an internal investigation the BBC has confirmed TV presenter Tony Hart’s death nine years ago. ‘We’ve checked recent news reports and there’s no evidence that he will be reappearing on Vision On or any other art-based programmes,’ said a BBC spokesman today. Hart’s agent confirmed that his client was currently unavailable for speaking parts, but had appeared in several TV shows such as CSI New Orleans as ‘dead guy in car holding crayons.’

The BBC insists it will continue to monitor the status of much loved but apparently dead artists such as Tony Hart, Prince and George Michael and says it even monitors the status of Michael Jackson ‘just in case.’ ‘If there’s any doubt about the living status of any dead artist then viewers are directed to the BBC website which is updated every month or so,’ added the spokesman.

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