A flash looking car driven a monumental twat has an extremely large poppy sticking out of the radiator grille, it has emerged. The presence of this poppy clearly indicates that the owner of the flash looking car is a much better person than everyone else because he not only has a bigger car but clearly also cares far more about honouring the soldiers who died in two world wars. [read...]
Following the revelation that Priti Patel attempted to subsidise the Israeli army with foreign aid, it transpires that she also tried to claim cold weather payments for pensioners in Tel Aviv and disability living allowance for Uri Geller. [read...]
Honey Monster, iconic star of the Sugar Puffs breakfast cereal adverts, is to bring an action against John Lewis for IP theft and plagiarism. He claims that Moz the Monster, the big, bungling and warm-hearted star of the new store’s 2017 Christmas ad campaign, [read...]
Police and charity workers have liberated a 47-year-old woman from a terraced house in the suburbs of London after being alerted to claims that she had been living there for over 20 years during which time she repeatedly had to cook, [read...]
