Daesh claim responsibility for Iran/Iraq earthquake


‘The instructions for how to make an Earthquake were on our website’ claimed a spokesman for the jihadist terror organisation. Google, Facebook and Twitter have all stated that ‘as a matter of the very greatest urgency,’ they will, over the next six months or so, gradually begin to instigate measures to prevent (or at least, very much slow down) the dissemination of information which might enable ordinary, non-technical, would-be jihadists to build their own Earthquakes in the privacy of their own homes, using everyday household items.

‘Oh, bugger.’ a Daesh official spokesman subsequently said in an official press release.  ‘We’ll be f$cked then – no more Earthquakes’.



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