Flat Earth Society now ‘a truly Global organisation’


Fred Helm, Chairman of the Flat Earth Society, has announced that the venerable society has gone ‘truly global – we’ve got branches all around the globe,’ he said today. Flat Earthers believe that the planet is a disc, not a sphere, that the Earth doesn’t revolve around the sun and that Donald Trump is for real.

‘We are so popular now, we quite literally are communicating with colleagues on the other side of the, er, planet,’ he added, before going outside and shooting himself.

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