Having seen a Lidl customer whisked off on an all expenses paid trip to the Scottish Fisheries after tweeting that Lidl Mussels are farmed in ditches,Valerie Perkins decided to join in the fun and get something for free.
Valerie, a housewife from Sussex, commented that all Lidl’s Sausages and Pies are made from minced up homeless people. Within days the Supermarket chain were in touch and last Thursday Valerie was invited to a whistle stop tour of their Bavarian Pie factory.
On Friday evening Valerie’s husband Eric, reported her missing. A Lidl spokesman said that they are baffled by Valerie’s sudden disappearance, however Eric hasn’t given up hope and said today that ‘Valerie would have given her right arm for free bangers’, while tucking into his complimentary sausages. ‘These are good, just like Valerie likes to make them,’ he added.