Shoppers at a Gloucester supermarket have criticised the driver of a Mercedes Benz 2544 after he parked his vehicle across several clearly defined parking spaces. The driver of the Mercedes – who left the vehicle parked across the parking bays for over 8 hours – [read...]
Scientist have confirmed that mispronouncing up to three cups of artisan coffee a day, has no noticeable impact on your health – but it will make you look like ‘a bit of a d$ck’. Likewise calling Quinoa ‘kee-NO-ah’ will not make you ill, [read...]
Deconstructed toilet roll, popular with xenophobes, homophobes, racists and bigots alike, The Daily Mail has announced that from next Monday’s print run that it will go ‘100% made-up’, bringing to an end its longstanding run of just being 99.999999999998% fictitious. [read...]
‘I met him this morning to ask whether he supported a tougher form of self-regulation of the press with a robust statutory underpinning, and he nodded his head and said ‘Oooh yes’.’ [read...]
A Retford man was said to be as ready as he could be for the forthcoming Ashes series, despite having a very limited grasp about even quite basic cricketing concepts, it was confirmed today. Peter McBride, [read...]
