A slumbering Balinese Fire Goddess has taken exception to proposed nuptials between Meghan Markle and the “ginger hotty” from House of Windsor. So aggrieved is this green-eyed deity, that 100,000 people have been evacuated from around Mount Agung, [read...]
The Department of Media Culture and Sport is seeking to table a bill that will see Morris Dancing totally banned from beer gardens, village greens and country fairs, following a survey showing it is having a detrimental affect on Britain’s tourist trade. [read...]
Over the past few years Her Majesty’s Government has worked tirelessly to stave off a full scale rebellion by repeating the phrase “Northern Powerhouse” at people who say tut instead of the. Now their carefully laid plans appear to have been undermined by an office intern. [read...]
