State of California to sue Fire


Lawyers for the State of California today filed papers with a district court naming ‘Fire Itself’ as a defendant.

It is hoped that this will be a way to recover some of the estimated $100m the fire has cost so far.  In a groundbreaking legal innovation, lawyers claim that fire itself has gotten away with too much for too long: ‘It’s time we started to put the blame where it really lies’, said State legislators.

They did not comment when asked if this meant ordinary people would in future be able to sue ‘Law Itself’ for wasting everyone’s money.


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Posted: Dec 12th, 2017 by

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