David Davis unsure what to get Jean-Claude Juncker for Secret Santa


The Brexit Secretary has expressed his concerns about what to get ‘the President who has everything’.  Having drawn Mr. Junker in the EU’s Secret Santa, Mr. Davis may well be forced to give him Big Ben, the keys to the Treasury or unfettered access to Kate Middleton.

Theresa May has set Mr. Davis a modest present budget of between £30-60bn, which rules out a hastily wrapped HS2 rail-link or Newcastle Utd.  However, the UK’s Brexit team are confident they can gift-wrap the entire British economy – the only concern is if Amazon Prime will deliver in time?

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