Mint set of Sectoral Reports on BREXIT, unopened and unused. £39B or near offer.
Two hundred thousand tonnes of compressed wood pellets. 10p
Map of Europe in English.
Books: Useful French Phrases, Italian for Beginners, etc.
CD: Let’s Not Be Beastly to the Germans.
Casting couch with matching clothes hangers, monogrammed “HW”.
Halloween KKK outfit (contact Harry Windsor).
Senate Hat Rack to fit a Ten Gallon Hat. $5.
Unwanted tickets to the 4th and 5th ashes tests
Jonny Halliday Xmas Special tickets
A ‘Welcome home Max, you’ve done your time’ banner.
Kevin Spacey Party Invite (sleep over included)
‘How I overcame asthma’ – Chris Froome
‘My self respect – David Davis
‘Secrets of running a successful railway’ – Southern Rail management
A lifetime of public service and diplomacy – HRH The Duke of Edinburgh
A hardback copy of ‘Puppydog Parka and calfskin trousers – styling Teresa May’ by Gok Wank.
Always see both sides (an every day open mindedness training manual)- Katie Hopkins
Fools and their money are easily parted (every January) – Paul McKenna
Decimalisation (yours for half a crown, ono)
Peace with the French
Aircraft carrier, slightly used, buyer brings his own aeroplanes.
(hattips; Not Amused. Sydalg, Wrenfoe, Squudge,
The Ministry of Defense, Chipchase & Arthur)