Harry & Meghan’s prenuptial agreement to include Canada


It has come to our attention that Prince Harry is being forced to have his future wife sign a prenuptial agreement. According to “inside sources”, the terms so far state that ‘in the event of a termination of marriage’ Meghan will be granted ownership of 11 of the original 13 colonies per the boundaries as of 04.July.1776.

Which colonies are included is still the subject of debate/negotiation between the parties, but not Virginia, presumably.   If Meghan decides not to take possession of the colonies and remain in the United Kingdom, she will be given title to a furniture upholstery shop on the outskirts of Leeds.

Pasty Boy

(hattip Oxbridge)

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Posted: Dec 19th, 2017 by

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